gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Someone signed my nipple.
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