I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
