you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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