dude i'm inner monologue high
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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