we're blogging at a bar
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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