This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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