I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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