Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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