What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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