she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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