I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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