The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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