ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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