Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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