Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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