Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
