I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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