You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
nut hugger
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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