okay pat passed out under dana's car
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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