This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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