wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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