yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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