i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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