No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Couldāve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another manās cock... but there it is...
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