I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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