So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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