Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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