I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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