He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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