Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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