He disabled his match.com account in front of me
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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