I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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