were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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