gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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