it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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