u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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