No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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