Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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