When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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