Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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