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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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