I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i came on her dog
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
