I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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