How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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