3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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