can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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