You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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