All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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