But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I skipped work to stalk him.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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