I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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