he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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