butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
tell your sister to shave her snatch
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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