everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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